They're not quite dead, they're just very very very naked.
Mind you, you did warn me!
Re the computer - I've had terrible trouble. Regardless of what programme I was running, the screen would freeze after 20 minutes max. I tried running a virus scan but - of course - before it could complete... it froze! The only thing to do was switch off and on again, but that just seemed to make it worse, as it then froze after 5 minutes! I've just stayed away from it for a little while (to keep my hands off it, more than anything - do computers have wringable necks?). Then tonight I gave it a terrifying experience with a Hoover and - well, I've been online for two hours so far!
That's probably jinxed it now.