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Re: What would the police find in your pockets?
« Reply #20 on: October 27, 2009, 23:27:27 »
I always carry a "Swiss Army" knife (I have two). If they said I couldn't, from that point on I would always ask a Policeman or woman to open any packages which I couldn't manage. The trouble is that I might starve to death before I found one.
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Re: What would the police find in your pockets?
« Reply #21 on: October 27, 2009, 23:55:08 »
swiss knife

keys

comb

baccy and papers

mobile phone

some change

plastic bags

2 lighters

camera

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Re: What would the police find in your pockets?
« Reply #22 on: October 28, 2009, 00:11:43 »
mobile phone
tissues

how sad is that  :-\ ;D

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Re: What would the police find in your pockets?
« Reply #23 on: October 28, 2009, 00:12:43 »
Diddy pen knife,plastic bag,phone,paracetamol,plasters,assorted seeds,nice stones I find,keys,receipts,snotty tissues.That's just the pockets....now the handbag-that's worse. ;D
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Re: What would the police find in your pockets?
« Reply #24 on: October 28, 2009, 00:33:05 »


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Re: What would the police find in your pockets?
« Reply #25 on: October 28, 2009, 00:50:11 »
Diddy pen knife,plastic bag,phone,paracetamol,plasters,assorted seeds,nice stones I find,keys,receipts,snotty tissues.That's just the pockets....now the handbag-that's worse. ;D


please tell us whats in the handbag....please!!

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Re: What would the police find in your pockets?
« Reply #26 on: October 28, 2009, 15:54:48 »
Nope Jim, I'd have to kill you after. ;D ;D
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Re: What would the police find in your pockets?
« Reply #27 on: October 28, 2009, 17:34:20 »
lighter, pen knife, hankey, phone, jobbie bags
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Re: What would the police find in your pockets?
« Reply #28 on: October 28, 2009, 20:33:57 »
jobbie bags

 :o :o :o no lavs on your plot then?
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Re: What would the police find in your pockets?
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