This really is terrible!!
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> A guy goes into a seafood restaurant and asks to see the dishes of the day.
> The waiter wheels over a trolley and the man examines the dishes.
>
> "I'll have the little green squid with the hairy lip, please" says the man.
> "O.K." replies the waiter and calls out "Gervais!"
>
> A little French chef appears with a large knife, the waiter instructs the
> chef to kill the little green squid with the hairy lip.
> Gervais is just about to slice at the poor squid when he notices a tear
> running down its face. Gervais is touched, and admits that he hasn't the
> heart to kill the squid.
>
> "Not to worry" says the waiter, and calls out "Hans!!" at which an enormous
> German bloke comes out of the kitchen. "Sir", says the waiter, "this is
> Hans, the dishwasher. Hans, kill that squid!"
>
> The dishwasher wields a huge rolling pin and is just about to bludgeon the
> little green squid with the hairy lip when it cringes back and gives a
> little cry.
>
> "I am sorry sir, I just cannot kill the squid" Hans admits, his lower lip
> trembling.
>
> "Well sir," says the waiter, "it just goes to show.
>
> That Hans that do dishes, can be soft as Gervais. With mild green, hairy lip
> squid!"
