Chat up Lines 2004

[ciaozzy]

Yo Ladies

this year I iz gonna be one dead single sexy peep and wuz wondering if me technique is okay and .. ya-awlll know...


so heres me chat up lines for new year


Oh baby.... wheres the washing powder... (bit of a domestc theme to that one)

do you know how much the custard
is in spain?  (lure of foriegn climes)

omigad how much is that bottle of sauce in the window the one with the dead screeeeewy top...

baby stack my shelf cuz you know
you reall want to..

gonna get laid this year

oZ (single and out there)

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[ciaozzy]

[ciaozzy]

one more thing

be gentle wiv me... then be more so cuz i likes gentle soft and caring and sharing... havent shared 4 so long.... toooo many years i have let slip past.. no moving or grooving... i mean.. wotz all that about? if ya dont groove and ya dont move... the whats the point? and wtf am I on about?  oh yeah be gentle wiv that riding crop and tha stretchy peep table thingy,,, oh
and the marmite,,, straight fromthe jar.... def huge bable alert and itz bedtime... empty wine glass.. speak to me.....

welll the bottles open :)

oz

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[ciaozzy]

reckon no girl could resist this one .....

Yo baby... is this bus going to luuuurrveeeeesvile upstate lovecity where the bus get down and moooves the ground... or... is this bus going to seedy downtown gin joints where smoke filled rooms quell the smell of lust i the air... cuz bby I wanna ticket to wherever you wanna go..... lmao... omigod I can flirt... yummmmmy

2004 and the air is so crisp

oz

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and cuzI iz dead available like

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[Palustris]

Dream on Oz.
As long as you avoid the classic. "You don't sweat much for a fat lass, " you should do ok.

[Ragged Robin]

Well they'd work for me Ozzy, I'll meet you in the custard aisle!!

......... And Eric have we met? your line sounds very familiar !  ;)

[ciaozzy]

lol Eric... thats cruel... all women are beautiful mahn.. cept nuns.. oooh flashback..get back in darky cupbord :):) lol

Yo robin.. meet by the sponge fingers ;)

Oz

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