A4A Panto....GG

[AikenDrum]

but...but...but ... they were allways REALLY mean to her and did horrible things to her, it's says it in the book !  :(

[AikenDrum]

[undercarriage plan]

How about...."Ugly sister enters stage left, has violent thoughts about Cinderella, but controls herself......" ::)

[AikenDrum]

*stamps foot*

[Derek]

Don't worry UCP I will poke him with my stick (Baton) if he steps out of line...I may have to stand on a box to reach him though.

By the way who's in my Orchestra? I could double up with a paper and comb if all else fails!!!

Derek

[undercarriage plan]

Erm....well I'll have a stab with the recorder....piano if really, really desperate....OK, who's got musical talent, please!!
Aiken, stamping just isn't going to do it, hysterical tears and a tenner  may...

Last attempt,  "Ugly sister enters stage right, throws brick at Cinderella, apologises, promises to reform and has a pint...?"

[redimp]

enter the genie....ooh yes please  ;D

[lorna]

Shall I bring my organ??

[Icyberjunkie]

Crikey stabbing, stamping offers to bring an organ....if its THAT sort of panto can I be one of the horses in front of the carraige....OOooooooooo all that whipping...... ;) ::)

[MikeB]

OOooooooooo all that whipping...... ;) ::)

Then can we have the thigh slapping

[undercarriage plan]

 ;D ;D ;D OK, OK...I'll slap me thighs.... ::)
Think we've found our rogue.....Hey Icy..... ;D Right, big hat, long black cloak, lots of moustache twirling and bombing round the stage after Cinders, erm....I'm getting confused......Aha!! No I'm not....you're the evil step mum Icy.....keep the moustache though....but here's your dress....
Bring your Organ, Lorna....more intruments needed, so far we have paper and comb, recorder, triangle and piano.....Ooo I can play the flute!! Forgot... ::)
Who's Cinders? ???

[Delilah]

No offers for Cinders - think you will have to cast her Lottie ;D

I play piano if that helps :)

[lorna]

Now I won't bring organ (stamps feet) just cos I only play with two fingers the piano expert is going to take over. Shall I sulk? Nah not in my nature. I know I make a mean cuppa so have volunteered for kitchen duties.

[Derek]

Who's got a drum...we do need a drum(s)...and cymbals for when there's a crash of thunder or someone falls over.

Someone is bound to fall over...probably the conductor off his box!

What about fire works for when the Genie appears? Do we have a budding pyrotechnic genius amongst us

Derek

[jaggythistle]

  Well the genies arrived...where do I stand...? cos no ones rubbing my wick
  I sooo hate the outfit though...turbans coming apart at the seams...these
  trousers are cutting me like a knife and bloody see through shoes in
  December...I soooo  want a handbag like that big ugly sister aiken...oh n
  by the way derek he has the drum ( ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D) Ohhhhhhh yeeeees he
  has.....sooooo who did costume design...???...come out n show your face
  I used to play zylaphone  derek...no much good though am never gonna
  get out this lamp...it sooooo needs a rubbin...sound proofed as well !!!!!
  Oi .......you lot......don't bugger off without me to pub after rehersals ;D ;D ;D

[undercarriage plan]

Oh dear, I've just been booted again!! Am going down the pub......wanders off dramatically..

[jaggythistle]

  I f you let me outta this lamp....I will stand you for a pint ...!!!!  ;D ;D ;D ;D

[jaggythistle]

   Not much in the way of pockets in this outfit  ;D ;D ;D ;D

[undercarriage plan]

There are sooo many answers to your first reply...and before I get booted again, Your Cinders!!! Whehay!! Would give you drum roll, but lost me drum....
Right, first rehearsal at 8, lines learnt, swords polished, wigs straight..ish.....someone get Aiken..... ::)
Had to have Ady as genie, he's so smiling at those slippers....could they be any curlier, I wonder....

[redimp]

There you go Jags - it's my wick that's going to be pulled whilst they are rubbing my spout.  Mind you don't trip over my curly wurlies. They shouldn't be hanging down that far - I shall get them trimmed at the first opportunity.  Now, what am I going to do with this sausage probe I found in a kitchen in Bolsover?

[Delilah]

wax pot at the ready Ady ;D