Fossil me has gone

[kenkew]

Seeing as how I got no more than a fiver offered for me in which the 10% to A4A only comes at 50p, and seeing as there was no shed with a bed offered, (although a couple of the lads did offer a settee and a beer), I have no option but to remove the thread...'For sale, Me'.

I hope you can sleep at nights and that your picture of me huddled up in a corner whittling away at my sticks mumbling into my glass of very dusty surface covered porto doesn't disrupt your cup of tea.

mumberllingmudribrroommy...dummidummidahdadada...trummmytrummtrmdedummm_deedeemmmmm

[kenkew]

[djbrenton]

I think the problem is that no-one wants to be stuck with you. Have you thought of just renting yourself out rather than selling?

[Trixiebelle]

Try E Bay! I sold the corpses of 3 ex-husbands on there last year!

I put them under the category of 'Used Cars': Not taxing, serviced within the last 2 yrs (but not by me), starter motor burnt out but can be hot-wired with a screwdriver and a lighted match. Gulps fuel - usually curries.

Trixie  ;)

[Wicker]

whittling away at my sticks

That's the problem for me, Ken - all that whittling means an awful lot of whittles to clean up, I'm not at all houseproud but wouldn't they get everywhere and I mean everywhere? ::)

[Hyacinth]

Have you thought of just renting yourself out rather than selling?

So what about it, KK? Fancy yourself as a rent boy, then?

[kenkew]

By 'eck. There's food for thought. Got to have a quite whittle on that one in the corner. I wonder how much I should charge.