Lost in Translation

[Bambi.1]

Thought these were funny,when the English language is mangled by foreigners 

Bucharest,Romania: The lift is being fixed for the next day,during that time we regret that you will be unbearable.

Las Palmas,Canary Islands: If you telephone for room service you will get the answer you deserve.

Seoul,South Korea: Measles not included in room charge.

Austria: Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascensaion.

Madrid,Spain: Our wine list leaves you nothing to hope for.

Ankora,Turkey: You are invite to visit our restaurant where you can eat the Middle East foods in a European ambulance.

Poland: As for the tripe served you at the Hotel Monopol,you will be singing it's praises to your grandchildren on your deathbed.

Nairobi,Kenya: Customers who find our waitress rude ought to see the manager.


Collected by Charlie Croker in the book,Lost in Translation.

[Bambi.1]

[emmy1978]

 ;D Love it!

[Wicker]

Still chuckling! ;D ;D ;D

[Emagggie]

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D