Nick names for lottie goers whose names you don't know

[Trixiebelle]

It's rent day today and I've been reminded of a few more peeps ... my allotment is next to the Association shed where they pay so I've seen them scuttling about :D

'Him who reported to the committee that his neighbour tried to kill his wife by poisoning his cardoons' and his neighbour 'Him who reported to the committee that his neighbour has prostitutes in his shed' :D

Our chairman had to sort out a physical altercation between them once. Highly amusing. Fisticuffs over the flowerbeds and all that.

I met a couple signing up for a lottie today. Didn't ask their names, but from henceforth they will be known as 'Mr. & Mrs. Won't Last Five Minutes'

[Trixiebelle]

[Jeannine]

Oh Trixie, stop... it is not healthy to laugh this much.Did you sell tickets?XX Jeannine

[kitten]

Trixie, i reckon that's what the old timers on our site call us  ::)

We found out today we've got a James Bond as our next door but one lottie neighbour  ;D but apparently he's known as Sid

[manicscousers]

we can beat yours, trixie, our new ones lasted 1 week, rotovated an area the size of a grave and gave up  ;D

[Trixiebelle]

Rotivated an area the size of a grave??? Oh my goodness! Check it out if you see freshly dug soil and a 'toe' sticking out of the soil!

[emmy1978]

Trixie, i reckon that's what the old timers on our site call us  ::)

I know that feeling Kitten!  ;)

[manicscousers]

Rotivated an area the size of a grave??? Oh my goodness! Check it out if you see freshly dug soil and a 'toe' sticking out of the soil!

s'okay, trixibelle, had a look this morning, they only skimmed the top 3 inches  :)

[Jeannine]

Well we gotta newbie, saw him for the first time yesterday........no shirt,digging, shoulder length blond hair,I think he must have a home tanning lamp and he has to be a fireman, he is 4 lots from me....

Can I borrow a cup of sugar..........nah

Hello, I see you are new..have you ordered you cow poo yet............nah

Morning, my you are are busy, what ya gonna plant first................nah

I have some spares if you wanna pop in my shed and take a look...........maybe

Help me out here ladies!!!!

I am calling him The Gift.

XX Jeannine

[Trixiebelle]

'Are you single?' always seems to break the ice for me :D

[emmy1978]

Well we gotta newbie, saw him for the first time yesterday........no shirt,digging, shoulder length blond hair,

I am calling him The Gift.

XX Jeannine

;D ;D ;D - Hoping that the warm weather stays with you Jeannine!

[norfolklass]

'Are you single?' always seems to break the ice for me :D

worked for me 11 years ago!

[Jeannine]

I can't say that, I am 64!!!
I just wanna look.
XX Jeannine

[gingerninja38]

i get called hannah, no idea why my name is heather!
i have mad lindsey 2 plots over, and i think everyone else is called norman!
i've only been there 6 months or so and not really seen everyone yet with it being the winter. no doubt nicknames will follow

[Jeannine]

Well we  saw a new lottie owner today for the first time, She has had the plot about three months but I have never seen her till today. For the last three months we have seen workmen  clearing the plot and buliders making raised beds and laying pavers but today she came. Lady Docker we have called her, carrying trays of purchased plants ,she was wearing 4 inch heels, with a big hat and jewellery.  She knelt on a pad with pink gloves on and planted lettuce in a new bed. I just had to share that with you XX Jeannine

[kitten]

hhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm is all i can say jeannine  :o !  Mind you, nothing wrong with pink gloves - i have some and they fit a treat ;)  ;D

[sarah]

o please try and get a sneaky pic jeannine i could do with a laugh! ;D

[Jeannine]

Me too Kitten, but I don't garden in a twin set and pearls  with a Queen Mother wedding hat.

I dare not take a picture, unless I can get one without her face showing,not to put on the net, I will try though

XXX Jeannine

[manicscousers]

wonder what she'll do if the sluggies get her precious lettuces ?  give up?  ;D

[Jeannine]

Nah, I reckon she woulf hire an exterminator.

[kitten]

Me too Kitten, but I don't garden in a twin set and pearls  with a Queen Mother wedding hat.

Perhaps they're last seasons, daaaaahling  :-*  ;)  ;D