If only.....

[carolinej]

If only.....

slugs ate couch grass roots

bindweed sold for £1 a pound

Any more suggestions? ;D ;D ;D

cj :)

[carolinej]

[Jeannine]

and Cleo grew Moneymaker!!

[MrsKP]

it rained when you wanted it to, and the sun shone likewise.

[Marymary]

Aphids ate ground elder.  :)

[honeybee]

Slugs respected hostas  ;D

[Mrs Ava]

Mice hated broadbeans and peas!

[Jeannine]

pigeons ate nettles

[Carol]

...  the weather would brighten up I could get outside, not seen the sun since week past Sunday and I am getting peed off with it.   Tis raining a bit now but fine drizzle.

:'( :'( :'(

[weedbusta]

weeds didn't grow twice as fast as your plants.

[pye]

The sun rose in the south and set in the north

(NW-facing garden  >:()

[ellkebe]

Plants obeyed instructions like dogs (germinate! grow! repel all boarders! flower! repel all boarders! crop! repel all boarders! produce seed! hop in the compost bin!)  ;D

[Wicker]

if only ..........

Mud didn't stick under fingernails

Dandelions became the new SuperFood .....

[Common_Clay]

If only... there was no such thing as a tap root.

Pye, nice to see another north londoner on here!