Growmore fertiliser?????

[Rhubarb Thrasher]

I believe you mean Mother Shipton with her Cave and her Well and her Prophecies and her Gift Shop and Her Souvenir Tea Towels and her Fridge Magnets and her............

[Rhubarb Thrasher]

[Jeannine]

Oh ,Heavens to Betsy, that is her, I wonder if she grew rhubarb,or kept monkeys.

I don't remember much about it,only losing my bear, I suppose it is very commercial now is it? XX Jeannine

[Robert_Brenchley]

That's not the gorgon Medusa by any chance?

[Rhubarb Thrasher]

I think in her spare time she made Tabun and Sarin Nerve Gas on her Aga

[Jeannine]

RT You are so wicked!!

[Rhubarb Thrasher]

well she was a witch after all. She had her reputation to keep up. hubble bubble, toil and trouble, as the Great Bard Manfred Mann said

[Jeannine]

Now you just behave yourself, most witches were not naughty you know,that is just the  media image.

I thought  Mother Shipton was a healer or prophet,and seriously I would like to know.

I wonder if my bear is still there!!!

Oh and they didn't have  the Aga back then,at lest not hooked up in the backwoods.

You make me laugh a lot.

XX Jeannine

[Rhubarb Thrasher]

"wise woman" then Jeannine, if you want to be
Prophetically Correct

here's something about her
http://www.crystalinks.com/mother_shipton.html

http://www.nostradamus-repository.org/shipton.html

I think most of her verses were written after her death, I mean by someone else of course. They're mostly all doom and gloom. Typical Cheery Yorkshire Person

[Jeannine]

Oh, I shall get you back  for that one.

I do have a personal witchy friend you know, too bad she is a real sweetie,so I won't be able to coax her to turn you into a frog!!!


XXX From another   Typically Cheery Yorkshire Person. XXXX  Jeannine

[Rhubarb Thrasher]

Joking aside Jeannine I found working in Yorkshire, actually living in Chesterfield and working in Sheffield, to be one of the nicest times i've had. I thought Yorkshire folk were great, together with the beer and the pies

[Jeannine]

Bless your heartXX Jeannine

[Amazin]

So, to sum up, then:

Growmore, the well-hung monkey, was blown up by the Bosch... Salt Peter, who smelt of geraniums, ate his corn syrup on GMTV... and Mother Shipton shot herself...

Yes?

[Rhubarb Thrasher]

Precisely. I'm glad someone was paying attention

[Jeannine]

But what happened to the ruddy bear?