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[Oldmanofthewoods]

OK, we start on builders first!

"Aren't they great" - Discuss

Jack

[Oldmanofthewoods]

[gordonsveg]

  Yeah my wife thinks i am the origanol grumpy old man,and it`s taken her 49yrs to find out. 8)

[cazy]

Try a good book?

This much rain, read em all Tim, started on started on the yellow pages last night,poor story line!

[kenkew]

Heck of a lot of moaning characters too, Cazy. For those who haven't read it, it's Abdul Abbado who started it but eventually Zak Zinnerman had the last word.
And why is that book yellow? Who dreamt that up....some lazy slob at BT no doubt....and why don't they take the old one away....they earn a fortune from it but we have to cart it to the recycle bin. Load of plonkers.

[Oldmanofthewoods]

When asked by one of the staff in Malawi what was a good English name for his new son, my colleague suggested that he chose one from the English telephone Directory.  My colleague found out later that the chap had walked off with the yellow pages.  I do so hope that there is now a chap in Malawi called Pressed Steel Fixtures.

[Barnowl]

I have a rhododendron variety called "Grumpy" - OH gave it to me, can't think why...-