universal truths

[tonybloke]

1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.

2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.

3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.

4) You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.

5) Everyone who grew up in the 80's and 90's has entered the digits 55378008 or 5I38008 into a calculator.

6) There are seasonings in your cupboard you've never ever used.

7) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.

8)You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden.

9) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.

10) You never know where to look when eating a banana.

11) Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.

12) Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.

13) Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.

14) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.

15) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school playground.

16) The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad.

17) Everyone's had a bag of Malteasers with one chewy one in it.

18) You never talk to people in a lift.

19) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.

20) Old women with mobile phones look wrong!

21) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee

22) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.

23) You never ever run out of salt.

24) Old ladies can eat more than you think.

25) You can't respect a man who carries a dog.

26) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something.

27) No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.

28) Geese are thugs.

29) The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug or a piece of Lego.

30) People who don't drive slam car doors too hard

31) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.

32) Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.

33) Bricks are horrible to carry.

34) In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.

35) You're never quite ready for how horrible envelope glue tastes.

36) It's very difficult not to sing along to the theme tunes of Spongebob Squarepants .

37) You've pressed the call button on a lift repeatedly to make the lift "hurry up".

38) The more famous the guest, the duller the interview

39) Every now and then, you'll notice you've just done/said something the exact way your mum/dad would.


taken from thebeekeepingforum.

[tonybloke]

[caroline7758]

Very true, although some people might disagree with number 23 just now! ;D

[manicscousers]

excellent and so true, mind you, we've just had to buy salt  ;D