seamstess wanted

[ACE]

My instrument to learn this year is an electric guitar. I was thinking I might get a act together and go on tour. For this I will need a better wardrobe as a pair of cord strides, sandals and a cardy don't quite fit the bill.

So is there anybody out there that could make me a purple sparkley spandex body suit. 53" chest, 42" waist, 29 inside leg. I can get a bit taller with some 4" platform boots. The hair would be long enough for a decent comb over and a strategically place matesons product would finish the effect.


Wadaya reckon ladies wouldn't it look the business.

[ACE]

[1066]

Wadaya reckon ladies wouldn't it look the business.

just wondering what "business" exactly !!!!!

[:(]

Bit like this?

purple spandex bodysuit

[ACE]

I was thinking something along these lines


but I expect it would be more like this

[Squash64]

I'd like to have a go please, my instrument to learn this year is the sewing machine.

I've never made anything before, but given your perfect manly measurements it shouldn't be too much of a challenge.

So what do you think?  Do I get the job?

[ACE]

I'd like to have a go please, my instrument to learn this year is the sewing machine.

I've never made anything before, but given your perfect manly measurements it shouldn't be too much of a challenge.

So what do you think?  Do I get the job?

The scarecrow Smith look might be in up there in the midlands and my cords and cardy would look good on him, but the sunny sarf coast ain't quite ready for him yet.

Now a rock and roll scarecrow, that would be something else.

[:(]

rock and roll scarecrow

[Squash64]

Wish you'd let me know sooner, I've just splashed out £5 to fill the Micra up.
I'll pm you my address so you can send your cast-offs for Scarecrows Smith. Thanks.

[shirlton]

Bloomin IOW foreigners callin us Brummies old fashioned.Betty why don't you give Ace Goks number. I'm sure that he would get whet he wants from him. ;D ;D ;D

[ACE]

Wish you'd let me know sooner, I've just splashed out £5 to fill the Micra up.

Well you learn something everyday. I thought you had pedals in them things ;)

[cornykev]

There's plenty on the net under fancy dress shops Ace, some of them even do fat git sizes, brummies are getting there these days Ace, only the other day Shirl was thinking about moving the toilet inside, what with these parky winters we've been getting.    :-*      ;D ;D ;D ;)

[shirlton]

You wotch yerself Kev. ;D

[manicscousers]

 ;D ;D ;D