Blond jokes.

[GrannieAnnie]

These were sent to me by a blond, so I guess it's okay to pass them on:

SPEEDING TICKET 
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, 'I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!' 
 
RIVER WALK
There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. 'Yoo-hoo!' she shouts, 'How can I get to the other side?' 
    The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, 'You  ARE on the other side.' 
   
AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it. 
    'Impossible!' says the doctor. 'Show me.' 
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream. 
    The doctor said, 'You're not really a redhead, are you? 
    'Well, no' she said, 'I'm actually a blonde.' 
    'I thought so,' the doctor said. 'Your finger is broken.' 
   
KNITTING
A highway patrol pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting! 
    Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the patrol officer cranked down his window, turned on his loudspeaker and yelled, 'PULL OVER!' 
    'NO!' the blonde yelled back, 'IT'S A SCARF!' 
   
IN A VACUUM 
      A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, 'If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?' 
     She thought for a time and then asked, 'Is it on or off?' 
   
FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES! 
  A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.   Her friend said, 'Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?' 
'HELLLOOOOOOO......,' answered the blond.  'They're watch dogs!'

[GrannieAnnie]

[saddad]

I'm blonde too (well I was for about 35 years now just mousy but going white...)

Two Blondes walk into a bar....


You think one of them would have seen it!  ;D