The New Alphabet

[Tee Gee]

New  Alphabet :
A is for apple,  and B is for boat, That used to be right, but now it won't  float! Age before beauty is what we once  said, But let's be a bit more realistic instead.

Now The Alphabet:

A is for arthritis;
B is for the bad back;
C is for the chest pains, perhaps car-di-ac?

D is for dental decay and decline;
E is for eyesight, can't read that top line!

F is for farting and fluid retention;
G is for gut droop, which I'd rather not mention.

H is for high blood pressure--I'd rather it low;
I is for incisions with scars you can show.

J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend;
K is for knees that crack when they bend.

L is for libido, what happened to sex?
M is for memory, I forget what comes next.

N is for neuralgia, in nerves way down low;
O is for osteo, bones that don't  grow!

P is for prescriptions, I have quite a few,
just give me a pill and I'll be good as  new!

Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?
R is for reflux, one meal turns to  two.

S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears;
T is for Tinnitus; bells in my ears!

U is for urinary; troubles with flow;
V is for vertigo, that's 'dizzy,' you know..

W is for worry, now what's going 'round?
X is for X ray, and what might be  found.

Y is for another year I'm left here  behind;
Z is for zest I still have -- in my mind!


I've survived all the symptoms, my body's  deployed.

And I'm keeping twenty-six doctors fully  employed!

HAVE A GREAT DAY !

[Tee Gee]

[rosebud]

That is just brilliant Tee Gee, it is so true amazing.
Thank you for sharing that  .