How to get a ' trout pout' without surgery....allotment style....!!!

[Deb P]

Went to the allotment this morning as it was sunny for a change on my day off. Had a lovely few hours in the sunshine doing a bit of weeding and tidying up, and as I left noticed the front fence panel had come adrift. Spent a few minutes struggling to get the blooming thing back in place, when the top rail suddenly snapped as I was pulling it upward, thereby smashing myself really hard in the mouth!  I actually feared for my teeth as it really hurt, but I now have an inadvertent ' trout pout' as my bottom lip swelled......OH was sympathetic......"did you win"? 

[Deb P]

[johhnyco15]

yes indeed this morning i went as i do every day to the plot within half an hour the rain started and boy it was cold so i retreated much to my neighbours disgust  what no coffee he shouted (as i am the silverlady of the site ) sorry i shouted as fled to the car  ill be back tomorrow for another try

[caroline7758]

OUCH!! Poor you, Deb- hope you get some sympathy!

[galina]

At least you didn't need surgery  b e c a u s e   of the trout pout.  Hope it is better very soon, not a nice thing to happen.  And yes, lots of sympathy and pampering is definitely the order of the day.  Would really yummy ice cream help with the swelling?

[Deb P]

Ice cream would be lovely, but son has used it all up making  liquidised fruity drinks with his new plaything; a 'nutri-ninja' he got for Christmas, sigh. I will just have to go old style with paracetamol and a glass of red wine............

[pumkinlover]

Whats the verdict Deb, cheaper than botox? but...

[Deb P]

I hope it goes down soon.....I'll be a laughing stock at work tomorrow! Who needs botox, just a lump of wood and brute force! I clearly don't know my own strength.....

[pumkinlover]

I hope it goes down soon.....I'll be a laughing stock at work tomorrow! Who needs botox, just a lump of wood and brute force! I clearly don't know my own strength.....

But are you fit for work? maybe you need time to recover, delayed shock

[pumkinlover]

The advert I see at the top of the page is for new dentures!! so glad it didn't get to that.

[picman]

Big sympathies Deb , did similar with a big sheet of ply, Top lip couldn't drink hot tea for a week.

[ACE]

How are you doing Hotlips, if you need a cure, put a bottle of gin in the fridge for a couple of hours, drink gin then rub your lips with the cold bottle.

[pratinthegarden]

Deb.
      Did you really get your teeth into the fence repair job,or just pay it lip service?
I hope you are OK.

Bryan.

[johhnyco15]

i hope you feel better now debs but at least you had a laugh all be it at your own expense but has it put you off botox or did you like the look

[cornykev]

No piccies then Deb, all the best, I'm not laughing honestly.   

[Deb P]

No pictures!!! That is not a look I want to be reminded of.......I can laugh now, but at the time it was really not very funny....